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memehunter:

Tape Measure
http://memehunter.tumblr.com

Bitch please. This means I’m Chief Bei Fong. Duh.

1 week ago -

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I kind of sort of fell in love with you. You and your smile. You and those gorgeous gray eyes, that soft hair, the muscles, the inner gentleness. But I fell in love with YOU. You, just as you are. Your smile doesn’t even compare to my happiness when you laugh. Your eyes don’t even compare to how mine shine with tears when I see you sad. Your entire body could never shake as much as mine when I cry for you every night. Crying because I don’t know if I’ll see you the next day, with that incredible smile greeting me. Crying because I don’t know for sure if your ocean eyes will ever find mine again, or if I’ll find them in a casket with a scar around your neck, or a cap through your skull. I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. So confound it all, how dare you not realize it? I love you so much. I just wish I could say it to you.

…My Life Sucks

1 week ago -

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Well, considering that I don’t know, care, or care to know what this “Tumblr Dating Game” is, I highly doubt it. So go away.

1 week ago -

I’m sorry, but everything he does makes me smile. Adorkable.

(Source: the1d-awkwardmoment)

1 week ago -

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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

Pffft… That awkward moment when…

2 weeks ago -

I REMEMBER THIS. ADORABLE AS FUCK.

(Source: notaboogeyman)

1 month ago -

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This woman…she inspires me so. Fight on monsters!

(Source: theheidss, via peacefully-falling-away)

1 month ago -

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Question Time! :D

See that tab up there? The one in the upper left corner? You gotta click that shit, click the question mark and ask me whatever the fuck you want. I’ll try to get to them all.

1 month ago -

Penises Are Great…

Figured I’d share…

1 month ago -

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Anonymous asked: Fags should go to hell.

Really? We should? Please, enlighten me on your prowess on what the Holy deities you worship said three thousand fuckin’ years ago.

1 month ago -